Y2K bug?

January 1, 2000

Dear Valued Employee:

Re: Vacation Pay

Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over

the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are

granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off.

One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service. Please

either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your next

pay check will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 which will include

all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months. Sincerely,

Automated Payroll Processing

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