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Your computer is dead

It was once so alive

Don't you regret installing

Windows '95?

Happy Vasectomy!

Hope you feel zippy!

'Cause when I had mine

I got real snippy.

My tire was thumping

I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire

I noticed your cat...Sorry.

You had your bladder removed

And you're on the mends

Here's a bouquet of flowers

And a box of Depends.

You've announced that you're gay

Won't that be a laugh

When they find out you're one

Of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

So your daughter's a hooker

And it spoiled your day

Look at the bright side

She's a really good lay.

Heard your wife left you

How upset you must be

But don't fret about it

She moved in with me.

You totalled your car

And can't remember why

Could it have been

That case of Bud Dry?

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