Rednecks and Computers

Top 10 ways to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer:

10: The monitor is up on blocks.

9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

8. The six front keys have rotted out.

7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.

6. The numeric key pad only goes up to six.

5. The password is Bubba.

4. There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU.

3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

And the number one reason is:

The mouse is referred to as a "critter."

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