Pentagon Phrase Book

What Pentagon officials say -

And what they really mean:

Essentially Complete

It's half done

We predict...

We hope to God!

Risk is high but within acceptable ranges of risk:

100:1 odds, or with 10 times over budget using 10 times the people we said we'd employ.

Potential show stopper:

The team has updated their resumes.

Serious but not insurmountable problems:

It'll take a miracle...

Basic agreement has been reached:

The @##$%%'s won't even talk to us.

Results are being quantified:

We're massaging the numbers so that they will agree with our conclusions.

Task force to review:

7 people who are incompetent at their regular jobs have been loaned to the project

Not well defined at this time:

Nobody's even thought about it.

Still analyzing the requirements:

See previous answer.

Not well understood:

Now that we've thought about it, we don't want to think about it anymore.

Requires further analysis and management attention:

Totally out of control!

Results are promising:

Turned power on and no smoke detected - this time...

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